“I deny that I’ve ever been in a doughnut shop. I deny that I’ve ever seen a doughnut. I deny that I ate it. I deny that it was delicious,” ventured Bruce Cameron.
Bob Haught confessed, “I admit that I’ve been in a doughnut shop, Britt’s in Carolina Beach, N.C. I admit that I’ve seen a doughnut that won this shop recognition as America’s No. 2 doughnut shop. I admit that I ate one of these doughnuts while it was fresh and warm. I admit that it was super delicious with the sugar glaze. But I’d still like to find No. 1, so I’ll keep doing research for a column. Being a columnist is a demanding job.”
“As the powdered sugar mustache blankets his upper lip, the truth be told. It was Bruce who ate the doughnut…” Cynthia Borris concluded.
And so ends the case of the missing donut.
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